My old company solved that problem by making everything high priority by default, with efforts directed by the whims of the CTO.

So fragile.

It’s capital all the way down, man.

It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it.

See, but they’re no longer giving bread and circuses. They’re charging out the ass for all of it.

having fucking measles parties for their kids

Wait. I thought that was just for chicken pox. (You know, since it’s “harmless”)

The gamecube had an expansion port

Three ports, actually. One for network, one for the GBA player, and one that wasn’t used as far as I can recall.

and a handle.

Not totally useless!

Just imagine the possumbilities!

I doubt this will hold up now that they’re owned by Walmart, but I’ve gotten exactly zero ads on Vizio panels since I first bought one in 2017. I have two at the moment and they’re both effectively dumb displays with no network access.

In general, if someone ND is complaining about X, equating it to NT X doesn’t work. They have the same name, yes. That’s because we don’t have words for X² or X³ etc. Imagine if house cats, ocelots, pumas, and tigers were all called “cats.”

“A stray cat wandered in and it looks hungry.”

“So, what’s the big deal? We have three cats at home. Just give them some kibble.”

“I think it plans on eating me.”

“Stop exaggerating.”

This also works as a reply to OP’s question.