cake.

imagine being the emergency contact for loved ones and responsible for small children and elderly, and just ghosting them in a clutch because you cant be bothered to configure your notification settings. fuck your life.

at opening time 5am my local supermarket parking lot was full of 40ish year old dad types grabbing flowers and chocolates and cards.

so i can zoom in

a 4k video doorbell with sub-second response time and noise-reduction microphones without a subscription.