Rhynoplaz

Because no matter what you come up with, it’s going to be at least a little bit racist.

I’ve settled for a mediocre version of myself. Much better ROI.

Seems sus. Keep an eye on this one.

Ok, that is pretty funny, but no. Still not acceptable.

It’s not my jam, but I got nothing against her.

Cheating in Fortnite gets you banned.

Cheating in Diablo gets you a White House consultant position.

I’m getting mixed signals here.

I’m pretty sure I saw that one at the Spirit Halloween store.

I used to drink enough to think that. Lost quite a bit of weight when I switched to weed.

Right? We weren’t pretending to be horny just to get paid, we actually were depraved people getting horny for each other.

It was a simpler time back then…

I can see some truth to this.

I read news articles online and I know I shouldn’t, but I head over to the comments, and I know exactly what I’ll see there and when I find it, I make sure to tell them why they’re wrong.

Emotionally maybe?

They cancel each other out!

Seth MacFarlane respectfully disagrees.

But as always, Simpsons did it first.

Because it means the Joker is on the loose!

Uh oh! Don’t forget ICQ!

Related note: Remember how all dads (ok not all, but a lot) knew how to fix a car? Now dads are in charge of fixing the computer/WiFi.

The industrial revolution lasted almost 100 years, but we generally clump all of those advancements in one big group.

In 2100, those 40 years won’t mean a thing.

Hate to break it to you, but the mold probably wouldn’t help.

The problem has less to do with what’s in their pants, and more with what’s in your head.

Holy shit. I need more of this.

That’s not new. I had a Game Genie!

No, you’re exactly right. The whole point of the story was to find goodness in the most unlikely places. “If one of those horrid Samaritans could help a Jew in need, then certainly you can find it in your heart to do the same.”

If the opposite but equivalent existed: The phrase would be “the generous Jew”, and it would be in regards to an old tale about a poor Samaritan beggar who gets a new start on life thanks to an unlikely gift from a Jewish banker. And the moral of the story would be that if the greedy Jew could help a beggar, so can you.

Of course, that’s a racist stereotype that I do not personally believe or support, but again, that’s the whole point of the original story.