If you ordered from a package bomb delivery service it would have an almost 100% chance of being one.

A dozen devilled eggs and a bottle of rum gave me some of the most hellish shits I’ve ever had.

There’s all beef wieners but if it’s the more common pork/beef blend then it’s a peef wellington.

A corndog is simply a beef wellington from a different socioeconomic status so don’t be classist.

What the fuck are you on about this is some gourmet shit.

I would fucking destroy this.

Weird that’s what my girlfriend says.

WiFi is a fad anyways.

It would be hilarious if Ye was the current era’s Hitler existing the same time as Trump, the current era’s Nero.

What I see after seventeen shots.

That’s why I only consume commie porn.

Until you get a pounding headache from the two lenses being different levels of tint.

That happened to me.

I always ask for the same thing.

A rare steak and messy anal.

The real question is if the furry wants you.

I don’t know I assumed there were twice as many furries as women.

There’s a thousand nerds, two furries and a woman.

There’s nothing wrong with a little corn on the knob.

Makes sense.

Might I suggest instead of spending money on a car payment, spend less money on maintance? I am shocked at how many bald tyre, brakes fucked, window washer fluid depleted cars are sliding around in winter.

I fail to see how spending less on maintenance would fix that.

…not get suckered into needless fear over your cars safety rating while the average driver does not even maintain their car’s brakes.

Personally if my brakes are fucked I want all the other safety features I can get.