Don’t really give a shit about pineapple. Not the worst thing on pizza but I’ll give it a miss if I have the option. “Hawaiian” pizza is offensive because of the fucking ham they put on it and call it bacon. No. It’s ham. Stop lying. Go to hell. Ham sucks.

Allow me to reiterate.

Because Hideo Kojima.

And yet still refuses to print when the cyan cartridge is low.

I hope they listen to me absolutely ripping ass. The idea that some corporate lackey who is noting what I say to feed me targeted ads just has his eardrums blown out by my booty thunder on a regular basis warms my heart.

I’d vote grad as worst, but it’s certainly close.

I’ll take it. It’s easy enough to tag people when I see them unironically spewing russian propaganda or bringing up American atrocities to justify Chinese ones.

Getting punched in the throat while trying to wall thump somebody is peak physical comedy.

Talk to the one dude in the second town with a happy Pikachu. Ez. I think that’s it anyway.

You like cycling? Name every tour de France winner that didn’t use drugs.

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This is what the hell we need. I’m sure someone could use an LLM to make natural language processing easy. Until then, I’ll keep listening to music whenever I tell Google to turn the lights on.