You drink alcohol EVERY YEAR?! Wow, look at this boozehound over here.

Maybe it has a weevil in its underpants.

Come on, guys. You have drug cartels. Surely they have a guy named Luigi. Doesn’t Trump want to declare war on Mexico or some insane shit like that?

Stop doing it. NEXT!

OMG, we have to see pics of this cute criminal!

Yee haw!

Eva Parcker

The Schwartz wasn’t strong with him.

UK is a mess. Some things are measured in metric, some in imperial, and others are measured in stones and sticks and whatnot.