It’s gotta be nefarious time travelers. I mean, there’s no other logical explanation that we could be in such a shitty timeline.

Maybe America could learn something from more advanced, mature democracies like Brazil and Korea. They apparently know how to deal with traitorous insurrectionist authoritarian trash.

It’s already shite, but why stop there!

Watching tech bros clumsily hawk their “revolutionary society changing tech!” while they look like fools is hysterical.

Very expected. It’s fine. I’ll come back at 10 times my previous rate. And you’ll thank me for it. Fucking chads.