Kinda like when you sell the house and then wonder if maybe you liked that house and perhaps should have bought another? Poor guy, I sure hope his entire project doesn’t fall on it’s face.

Life’s Garbage, eh?

We’ve connected with the team at LG and as an immediate next step, they have agreed to disable the McAfee pop-up from their app. We appreciate LG working with us toward a shared goal of a better experience for our mutual customers. We will keep improving here with our ecosystem partners.

Oh, so does that mean you’re also going to improve your own garbage, ad-laden start menu, Microsoft?

I like how it wasn’t okay because it’s “Microsoft’s turf.” You know what’s coming next? An ad ecosystem that’s built into the monitor, independent of the operating system.

They won’t stop. “Better product” went out the window long ago in favor of juicing the customer for every penny. Don’t give them your money and list it as a primary factor in any questionnaire you may run across.

Same here and it wasn’t a fun ride, but I hope Broadcom burns itself into the ground.

Oh hey, it’s my cake day? I had no idea.

Not the onion? Huh…

It’s an old racist term for when English sailors would throw an Asian person overboard. This came from old English doctrine that thought they brought jaundice, and this was the best solution. I’m just messing, this is all BS.

I just wanted to see what this thing looks like and does.

It’s… Interesting.

It’s important for my PS2 mouse!

Choose your own adventure was great.

Do you have the proper incantations and some candles as well? Don’t go into it unprepared.

Absolutely DEMOLISHED that 5%.

Now we just need to invent the Wall-E bot… We’re getting so close!

Bugs? What do you mean bugs?

I still have my Blu-ray burner and a bunch of blank blue rays. When does the digital orgy start?

Cremation is a new feature. It’ll be an extra $2500 and comes with a decision engine on whether you should live or die (door unlocking). Tesla knows, trust Elon.

If it resists, will they throw it to the ground and keep smashing it with a baton until they can get the arms into handcuffs?

I have an original Civ2 disk with my CD stacks. Only one remaining cd-rom…

Just when you thought it couldn’t get shittier. Meta will prove you wrong.

Luckily, this administration has a cure! They’ve come out with a product called Briberia, which completely cures all side effects of affluenza.

Side effects of Briberia include diarrhea, stomach pains, intense flatulence, and oily discharge. Consult your physician before starting Briberia.

Get on with your life today!