ZombieChicken

I know it’s nontrivial, but kit cars are a thing. If they won’t make the car you want, build it.

Please verify the process to make it street legal before buying the kit, though. Don’t want to end up with a car-sized paperweight.

mechanical teletype? Pfff. Grow up and learn to read your blinkenlights already. Heck, while you’re at it, here are 16 switches and three buttons. That should be more than enough for anything ever.