Kids. It’s safer than a knife for kids.

Well, most kids.

my kid managed to go full cenobite on himself with an apple slicer, but luckily it was only plastic.

Elven time conversion is the worst.

What I’m hearing is that we should mine the sun and make better use of all that fuel.

To moon landing, maybe. To fusion, no.

Plot twist: The crop is human misery.

I have a very old 4K Toshiba TV with a built in “smart browser” that, due to me never plugging into the Internet, has a home page with news about how well Obama’s doing in the polls for being a relatively unknown junior senator.