Ooo, a handkerchief might be cute!✨

You… didn’t just suck your moustache clean?

Did you just tell a state employee who works under a department of taxation to commit tax fraud.

🤨🤨🤨🤨

ooo, maybe I’ll do the same

I talk with others when I eat, and while I could do this, my hair would immediately tug. 😭

Here is what happens in a step by step process.

1. I push my hair behind my ears (out of the way)
2. I tilt head down to choose something to eat
3. I select an item to eat.
4. I raise the item up.
5. At about this time, my hair has pulled itself free by sheer tensile force alone.
6. Hair flops onto the edges of my mouth.
7. Food item enters my mouth, hair latching on.
8. I now have hair in my mouth.

This is what my wavy thick hair does everyday, every meal, every time.

As an Android and Java engineer.

No, let them have CMAKE until they learn RustLang and use Cargo.