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Nawwwwwww, so sad.

Meanwhile, I as a man, see a spider, I scream like I’m in a Hitchcock film and require a brave calm woman to save me from it.

Hollywood writers are dumbass’s.

The only time I edge is when the porn’s really good.

As a dude with commitment issues, I can tell you he’s playing you, he might actually have feelings for you but he wont ever make his mind up and will keep you close enough to feel better about himself while keeping you from feeling better about yourself. I’ve been that dude before and that’s why I don’t actively try dating anymore, untill I fix my issues.

Hopefully I’m wrong and he’s just having momentary cold feet because it’s become legit and he wasn’t ready for it that quick.

Ahhh shit, here we go again.

back when it was about how cool you could make your website, or how many gifs you could fit on your page before it ruined it, something I don’t think anyone succeeded in.

Yeah, I learnt a few things about the internet that day, you could make your own website and there were awesome weird websites out there, then my grandpa taught me about piracy, those two things lead me here.

I don’t know the date, but I know the first website I saw, the dude who setup our dial up tested it by showing us his late 90s website about accordions. it was glorious.

I’ll stop jacking it if you stop watching me, untill then imma be out there doing it San Diego style.