“Tyler Durden died on his way to prison”

No, that part’s fine, but what comes next you wouldn’t believe it if I told you. See, it even sounds like clickbait just writing that much.

Oh thank god. I just had this terrible dream about how the next 14 years will go, but – no, that would just be silly.

Don’t get attached bear, buckets are notorious for being stolen

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I’m torn between my desire to suggest a portmanteau in all possible situations (Blandscaping) and the fact that this would be an even worse name