Yeah, bears for sure. Little teacup-size pet bears.

My alarm includes my Apple Watch vibrating. And if I don’t get up on time I miss the train, and the next one isn’t for a whole ‘nother hour.

Ok, good call. So five so far.

Dude, for real? Like what?

I’m sorry, but any game putting out free content updates (and major ones, too) over 8 years later is unheard of these days. Like, maybe Minecraft is the only other one I can think of.