Ha, you think that the backups even arrive to replace/repair? They’ll break down in transit!

That would be amazing. Cybertruck cops? They’ll be letting everyone go when the trucks breaks down.

queue criticism

It’s cue.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/cue

a signal (such as a word, phrase, or bit of stage business) to a performer to begin a specific speech or action

That last line is your cue to exit the stage.

I assume you were requesting a critique on your comment.