A few years ago, I would have said you were being overly paranoid. Nowadays, I’m in the same boat.

Also, the fuck is a chipotlane?

A deGoogled smartphone operating system

Tim Cook, Larry Ellison, a plane owned by Google, and a few megachurch guys among others, if I recall correctly

What the fuck do they think is happening? “Wow, sure has been a long time since I started hurdling through fucking space”