Mayor Poopington

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I made the mistake of opening the article when I wasn’t at home behind my pihole

Holy fuck that website is cancer

I’m glad you didn’t see me eat 136 deviled eggs

Yes, there is a race of furrys

In my experience, if they say they aren’t interested in you it usually means they aren’t interested in you.

Well don’t drink it lol

A quick wipe on my shirt and back in the ear it goes. I’ll do an occasional wipe with alcohol if they get extra gunky but that’s about it.

I may or may not be a gremlin.

The only solution here is to arrange all the furniture in a circle, with everyone of the specific group in the middle. Break a pool cue in half and toss it in. The one who survives will be worthy of your attention.

Tbf, you can make anything fly if you give it enough thrust. Wings just make it easier.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

Wish granted. It’s a neuralink and has like 30 back doors. Your memories have all been replaced by caramelldansen and your visual cortex has been ransomwared.

Aight this is a wild one, so buckle up. My old roommate always ate an orange in the morning. So get this, I went up the fruit bowl and switched an orange and an apple around. The next morning, he almost grabbed an apple! So funny!