Invizible Pro is the best option here. Uses Tor not a VPN though. Does firewall, i2p, and DNS. Is on FDroid

https://www.wikihow.com/Transfer-Money-from-Wisely-Card-to-Bank-Account

I get domed by some credit company for trying to leave their no name service

Truly unhinged that they decided to come out on this. Fellas, you are fucking Swiss why throw yourself under the bus for the US election