There’s no way you’re actually this dumb. Come on. Quit trolling.

For the love of Christ, take it down. Why would you do that to yourself?

Tik-what?

Pen IS man!

Eq shú pen shú man da!

Hm, hold the croutons.

That’s some real trust to just wordlessly hand over a cello.

Who the fuck is putting the wrong number of eggs, an ingredient that comes in discreet quantities?

Holy shit you’re actually the worst

How has nobody posted the geology XKCD yet?

It does. Why wouldn’t it?

unless they stole your buddy’s credentials

Thank God trolls never steal people’s credentials so they can hack a small server because they’re bored.

True, though WinRar is technically neither.

Splashed water can fly surprisingly far. Remember those studies about toilets and toothbrushes?

Looks terrible. I can’t use the sink without worrying about splashing the clean dishes. Disgusting. And they’re practically just hanging in my way.

would you rather …

If it means no VC, yes, without a doubt. That’s kind of the point.

Because cat people are weird as fuck.

I’m writing a paper on this, actually. Basically, it’s okay-ish at it, but has definite blind spots. The most promising route is to have AI use a traditional static analysis tool, rather than evaluate the code directly.

Well “mine” is correct in English in e.g. “mine eyes” because “eyes” starts with a vowel sound. I don’t see any opportunity to use second-person pronouns like thine and thy in this passage; where would you have put those?

Guessing somebody just wrote it to be funny, because there are grammatical errors with the dated bits of language like “mine hand” (should just be “my hand”).

Shooting actually straight up is very safe, at least for people on the ground. The terminal velocity of a bullet is fast enough to make you say “ouch”, but not much else.

Problems can arise if you’re shooting up-ish, but shooting straight up means the bullet has zero velocity relative to its origin at the apex, so the only speed it has from that point forward is imparted by gravity and wind, pretty much.

The image is of a starter pistol, though.