Preznit Numbnuts will be sure to start closing wind farms then, forcing us all back into using coal so he can slurp up lobby $$

I have five published books, all without drm. Amazon better not put that shit ON my books. It’s not there for a reason; I want people to share.

I got banned for updooting Luigi stuff.

And I’ll fucking do it again!

Not obscure but apparently a lot of people aren’t aware that sheep don’t have top teeth in front.

Daaang. They beat the US? That is impressive as hell.