They should have stayed secret so only you, my friend’s neighbour’s 2nd cousin, once removed, and I knew about them.

I still use smoke signals to communicate afar.

I’m on android and there’s no issue printing to pdf:

I disagree, plus I don’t like the nkotb emoji, so I’m downvoting.
And I’m telling my 2 friends here.

lol, really?

I’ve an apple in one hand, and I’ve an orange in the other.
I’ve modernity all over me.

Except you can most certainly say, “I’ve an apple.”

I’m Henry VIII, I’m.

If my gramma had wheels, she’d be a bicycle.

fuckin’ commies, eh?

/s

The lid should be down before you flush.
Would you put your face 8cm above the bowl as you flush? No! Even with the lid down. Any dude who’s ever pissed anywhere barefoot or in shorts knows the splash radius…

Amusing without, funny with!

Vietnam is communist and they’re the world’s darlings.

Enhance! Enhance!

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Thanks!
Cool article; I posted it here:
How White Lighters Got Such a Bad Rap

The same way they pick up dog poop. They have a theme or compulsion.

This person bukkakes.

This guy arches.

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daughter “Peggy”