I am a Robotnik

Had a substitute teacher once who thought that the word Hell was a bad word even when referring to the location.

A lot of OTC meds that are in boxes have annoying packaging where you have to peel off the little paper before you can push the pill through the wrapping. The paper doesn’t always like to peel off properly and it makes it harder to get the pill out of the packaging.

They’re not gay, but they’ll learn.

If I sleep wrong I wake up in pain.

The Jetsons?

https://www.wikihow.com/Teach-Somebody-How-to-Drive

That seems very likely actually.