The asshole is an asshole on purpose.
The narcissist couldn’t stop acting like an asshole even if they tried.

Klabusterbeeren
Klabusterbeeren are “berries” out of cotton and hair, which you can only harvest from your ass crack.
Also known as Winterkirschen (winter cherries).

Startpage=proxy Google
DuckDuckGo=proxy Bing

KDE has the most options out of the box. You can make it look like Gnome, or act like a tiling window manager, or like Windows 7, 10 or 11, just with the options it contains from the start.
Gnome comes with almost no options. If you add extensions, or know enough to make your own, the sky is the limit. But I wouldn’t call that “customizable”, you can write your own themes for Plasma, too.
Xfce is another one that’s very flexible. But it’s very hard to get it to look and feel modern, it will always be an old school desktop, no matter what theming and added docks you throw at it.

Some make it easier, though.

Keyboards are the obvious one.
The standard keyboard layout is designed to slow down typing, because typing too fast lead to the arms of a typewriter hitting each other.
And why is one of the most accessible large keys fucking Capslock?
And why is there empty space around the cursor keys, so you have to use WASD as a workaround in games?
I’m not even talking about the menu key, Windows key and Copilot key.

The other one are bicycles. An aerodynamic riding position is uncomfortable for most people, so is the saddle, and when you break too hard, you fly head-first into whatever you were trying to avoid. Recumbent bicycles are better in almost every way.

I feel like plastic packaging in general has become much harder to rip open at the seam.
Anyone else notice this, or am I just much weaker now?

Protip: Buy the XXXXXL size, throw it over your junk, then shrink-wrap it with a heat gun.

Outrun, obviously.

Something somewhere went terribly wrong between this and that.

Nah. Just go all in with Slackware.

Eurobeat

Debian welcomes you 💫

Your main issue with Linux is that it doesn’t help you pirate proprietary software made for another OS?

It’s very similar, but much worse.

Someone who understands Hyper-V

Dropship Door Nerf Gunner

So the bike lanes aren’t good for the speed they ride at.
But the roads, which were built from everyone’s tax money, for everyone to use, are.

That just means the bike lanes aren’t good enough. No cyclist rides on the road to annoy drivers. No cyclist enjoys sharing the road with cars. They use the road cause the bike lanes are full of obstacles, dangers, pot holes, choke points, additional forced stops and detours you’ll never see from inside a car.

These ones work in German and English:

Warum gehen Gottesanbeterinnen nicht in die Kirche? Weil sie in Sekten sind.

Why do praying mantisses not go to church?
Because they’re in sects.

Ich lass mir von nem Freund ein neues Dach bauen, das geht aufs Haus.

I’m getting a new roof built by a friend, it’s on the house.

This one doesn’t:
“Heiße Würstchen” — “Angenehm, heiße Maier”

“Hot sausages!” — “Nice to meet you, my name is Maier.”
(“Heiße Würstchen” can also mean “My name is Little Sausage”, which is a slur for men, like “little bitch”)