We’re finally hitting the big time!

None of this is binding yet! Call your local seraphim to let them know that you would like to stay alive!

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What if there’s a god and they hate anyone who believes in them?

Probably the one where people admit that it’s the only thing stopping them from murdering random people

Or AI will be remembered as the thing that destroyed the internet.

Everyone I followed on Twitter left for Bluesky

I’m checking a microwave for leaks, how did the C4 even get in here?

Airplanes. Like I get that we can make them stay up, but we can steer them?? Across entire continents and oceans? What the entire fuck