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To eventually not hate my job, and unfortunately not

There needs to be a term for when someone makes the same joke you were going to make, but better.

I could beat you in a gay-off most any day of the week

Kimmel didn’t state a fact.

I stopped reading here. No. You can infer whatever you want from someone’s words, but you can’t call someone a liar for something you think they implied.

Thanks for proving which you were. Goodbye.

Just to be clear, you’re calling stating a fact equally as bad as calling someone the baby of the Muslim Brotherhood and Planet of the Apes, and demanding an equal response to both.

You’re either disingenuous to the extreme or an idiot. There’s literally not a third option.

What did Roseanne say? I know what she said, I want to know if you know.

No, but I’ve been looking for one

I think it’s mostly that I use “good morning” as a greeting regardless of time of day