very_poggers_gay [they/them]

If we claim someone has stolen thousands of songs causing millions of dolars in damages

An even funnier premise in the streaming era, where artists get paid like $0.005 per stream. You’d have to rack up 20,000 plays across these “stolen” songs before it “costs” the artist $100

The baristas watching me steal the coffee i just paid $8 for because I didn’t tip 18% when prompted /jk