I am but one of Gaia’s shitlocks

a Crocs store

a fidgety heroin addict off by 1

I sleep in the pod of goo that Neo left, it’s alright

been too busy emulating old roms of theirs, can’t be bothered with their whack churn of remakes and stale IPs on dated hardware

we’re handing the business to you and that ass. you won, you’re in charge

I wanna answer to those tiger stripes 🎂

thank you for blessing us with that perfect cake, you’re so sexy and perf

what an impressive resume and cover letter

those legs and that big bubble are insane. beautiful, stunning, inspiring 🤤

“a stupid fucking OS for stupid fucking people”