To me it means that so many have lived to tell the tale. And its consistently poor tale.

Not a gender-identity thing, but I met my best friend when I was 12. We didnt have any classes together so I never heard his name called out in the register.

Wasn’t until we were having a drink at 18 that I realised I didnt actually know his real name.

Fridge magnet

Some have even left while they still have early access plastered all over it. When you load them they say "this is a work in progress and doesnt necessarily reflect the finished product.

I think “cool. I’ll play that when its finished because its a good concept” then its leaving gamepass.

Fuck you im not paying to be a beta tester. You should be paying me if anything.

Im hoping so. We don’t have the receipts to show them. Were just grandpa’s who yearn for the good old days and we just dont get it.

I really cant wait for this generation of kids to grow up and start dealing with bills and shit. The moment they learn the true value of money this whole trend of buying lootboxes and packing players will die on its arse so fast.

I just hope theres some fly on the wall footage of the boards faces when they realise.

Sweet jesus. How is this not some kind of hyper mega ultra fraud?

Crepuscular bats around

Didn’t watch the video, because cba, but remasters have their place if theyre warranted. PS1/N64 era games for instance. Maybe PS2/Xbox.

360/PS3 onwards do not need it.

“Pre-seed tech entrepreneur” is going right onto my CV.

In OPs defence, they tend to have a lot of guns. That creates implications in my mind, even though now that I actually think about it doesn’t really mean anything.

Oh well, ill just stick to forums to find out about quality games.

I like the idea that there is a God, hes just the programmer of our simulation. Magic was real, in the form of exploitable glitches, and got patched out as time went on.

Go to parties, because of course you will, but dont get fucked up on drink and drugs, and keep a small medical kit handy (bandages, steriliser, whatever else).

You can enjoy everyone’s company and you’ll definitely get the chance to be a hero one sesh.

Pal of Duty coming 2028

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them…maybe you can hire The Gay-Team.

Hey I’ve read this one

This sounds awesome except the ever present AI. I know my phone and anyone else’s phone and basically any Internet connected device in my vicinity is actively spying on me at all times, I dont need a constant reminder.

I really want a screen on the inside of glasses though. If I could do 2 menial jobs AND catch up on all the TV everyone keeps recommending me I would be so happy.

Something like that could be coming. Microsoft seem pretty weird with their decision making.

Next to none of us know Latin, but we pretty much all know “I came I saw I conquered”