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cm0002@lemdro.id to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 days ago

Raccoons recognize a dumpster when they see one

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Raccoons recognize a dumpster when they see one

cm0002@lemdro.id to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 days ago
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  • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world
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    New vandalism idea: smear some strawberry jam into the nooks and crannies of a swasticar, then let nature take it from there.

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      Spray the Cyberjunk with female skunk musk. Then you’ll have male skunks getting really ornery as they claw all over the truck looking for the horny female skunk.

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      i prefer when my vandalism involves biohazards like mimes

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        Are they gonna trap them in an invisible box?

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          They will walk them down the invisible escalator

          Hint, it leads to hell

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