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Funny@sh.itjust.worksbycm0002@libretechni.ca
4 months

This cat 100% knows Kung-Fu

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      4 months

        • saltnotsugar@lemmy.world
          4 months

          The scratch post must fear your claw! Not the other way around!

        • Harvey656@lemmy.world
          4 months

          Is it 100% or 150%! I’m getting mixed messages!

            • cm0002@libretechni.caEnglish
              4 months

              Nobody knows it’s true power

            • Modest_Toxic@feddit.uk
              4 months

              Teach me wise one

                • Oxysis/Oxy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                  4 months

                  The wise one agrees to teach you! But you stubbed your toe in the process.

                  You gained

                  +17 to your martial arts skill

                  But lost…

                  -6 agility

                • TheBat@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
                  20 days

                  deleted by creator

                  • bss03@infosec.pubEnglish
                    4 months

                    Many cats know kung-fu*. This cat knows the Five Point Paw Exploding Heart technique.

                    *: Mainly tiger style.

                    • hperrin@lemmy.caEnglish
                      4 months

                      He’ll teach you his ways, but his teachings will seem very unorthodox. But then you too will be a kung fu master.

                      • Lon3star@lemmy.world
                        4 months

                        I feel like he’s going to provide insight about the risks of diabetes

                          • bss03@infosec.pubEnglish
                            4 months

                            Do you have sugar diabeetus? I want to send you important information you should know!

                          • JohnnyFlapHoleSeed@lemmy.worldBanned
                            4 months

                            AI?

                              • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                4 months

                                No, just edited.

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