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Funny@sh.itjust.worksbycm0002@no.lastname.nz
4 months

Predator

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    • ekZepp@lemmy.worldEnglish
      4 months

      I don’t get it. Why the photo of a tree?

        • lumpenproletariat@quokk.auEnglish
          4 months

          The tree molests kids.

            • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works
              4 months

              • Jännät@sopuli.xyzEnglish
                4 months

                • doingthestuff@lemy.lolEnglish
                  4 months

                  That tree eats a lot of birds and mice. It looks exactly like my tree, which is also a predator.

                    • nogooduser@lemmy.worldEnglish
                      4 months

                      My tree brings bloody rabbits back which the dog eats when he can.

                • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
                  4 months

                    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
                      4 months

                      “Hey, Civvie!”

                      “Ah, fuck off Cancer Mouse.”

                        • QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works
                          4 months

                          A CV11 reference in the wild!

                      • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.caEnglish
                        4 months

                        You are one adorable motherfucker.

                        • ulterno@programming.devEnglish
                          4 months

                          With enough JPEG, everything is in camo.

                          • saltnotsugar@lemmy.world
                            4 months

                            K’MAHHHHHN. IM RIGHT HERE PET ME!

                            • N0t_5ure@lemmy.world
                              4 months

                              This is why I think the basic brown tabby is so cool. They’re friendly kitties, but they wear the camo their ancestors gave them.

                              • bomberesque@lemmy.world
                                4 months

                                Akakakakakak

                                  • Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works
                                    4 months

                                    This guy worked too hard and gave himself a heart attack.

                                  • call_me_xale@lemmy.zip
                                    4 months

                                    Friendly reminder to keep your pet micropanther indoors so they don’t devastate the local ecosystem by being a hyperpredator.

                                    • Agent641@lemmy.world
                                      4 months

                                      if it bleeds we can kill it!

                                      • shalafi@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                        4 months

                                        Shhh…

                                        • the_tab_key@lemmy.world
                                          4 months

                                          Funny?

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