This storm sure has some penetrating force behind it

over_clox@lemmy.world · 3 months

So, snow flurries jizz?

Well damn, now I need a condom umbrella…

🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social · 3 months

Flurries jizz

That’s a typo. It’s actually “furries jizz.”

LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 months

Fuck me sky daddy! uwu

Knacht @lemmy.world · 3 months

We’ve been getting dicked quite a bit this winter.

Sundray@lemmus.org · 3 months

Yeah, this winter’s been a hard one.

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 3 months

Just the tip, West Virginia…

w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world · 3 months

Teabagged in Indiana.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 months

Coming to Bravo this fall!

surge_1@lemmy.world · 3 months

Ohio is gonna get fucked!

VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works · 3 months

That Michigan glove is right exactly where it needs to be.

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 3 months

My name is Storm. Dick Storm.

HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 months

1"? More like 1’