Poor manatee though

Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org · 3 months

I’ve never even seen a manatee in a bikini.

ickplant@lemmy.world · 3 months

Glad I’m not the only one with that thought.

Krafty Kactus@sopuli.xyz · 3 months

Sounds sexy

ickplant@lemmy.world · 3 months

NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 3 months

Is she single? Asking for a friend.

the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world · 3 months

Her name is Barbara.

OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works · 3 months

sigh …would.

Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org · 3 months

I swear to god if this is AI…

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 3 months

Because people like her keep wrestling them off.

MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world · 3 months

mermaids and their songs are confusing

Carjacklavinder@reddthat.com · 2 months

Beat me to the punch. Next time, Gadget! Next time!

TheBat@lemmy.world · 2 months

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itkovian@lemmy.world · 3 months

I can’t, but I totally would date her just to wrestle with her. As a bonus, I am as fat as a manatee.

Mac@mander.xyz · 3 months

I don’t want to wrestle her but I’d like to get to know her and learn what makes her her. She sounds interesting.

socsa@piefed.social · 3 months

There is nothing to fix. But maybe she could fix me.

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 3 months

Krelis_@sh.itjust.works · 3 months

MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world · 3 months

TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com · 3 months

Manatees are struggling with climate change along the florida coast line where waters in the summer have been measured to up to 100 degree F in the ocean. It has devastated manatee floral diet. And they are dying off from it.

Do not torment the gentle wildlife that you are killing off.

homes@piefed.world · 3 months

In Florida, is an extremely serious crime to even touch a manatee.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 3 months

I once saw a park ranger just screaming at a group of guys and threatening them with $5000 fines just for getting near one.

I told a friend of mine who surfs, and he didn’t realize they were so protected. He said there’s an old girl who comes to visit them when they surf, and she rolls over on her back so they can scritch her belly. I told him it was a $5000 fine, and he was bummed. He liked scritching his manatee friend.

hanrahan@piefed.social · 3 months

Destroy their entire ecosystem is a ok though :(

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 3 months

Is that like a holdover Jim Crow thing?

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 3 months

The other perpetrator:

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 3 months

Listen, I get it, Manatees have no business wearing a bikini.

D_C@sh.itjust.works · 3 months

You take that back! Leave them damn sexy manatees alone.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 3 months

You’ve been at sea too long, sailor.

D_C@sh.itjust.works · 3 months

Nope!! Say that’s a nice cockle you’ve got there, can I touch it?..

Ok, you may be correct!

caboose2006@lemmy.world · 3 months

Who was in the bikini?

Karjalan@lemmy.world · 3 months

DancingBear@midwest.social · 3 months

First

Grimy@lemmy.world · 3 months

In the criminal justice system, harassment of marine mammals is considered a Florida-tier offense. In Miami-Dade, the detectives who investigate these bizarre aquatic crimes are members of an elite squad known as the Meth-Adjacent Intervention Unit. These are their stories.

massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 3 months

Dun-dun.

Akagigahara@lemmy.world · 3 months

You mean the Meth-Induced Abnormal Mannerism Investigators?

SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 months

Smoke meth in the city where the heat is on
Fight manatees on the beach 'til the break of dawn
Welcome to Miami
Bienvenidos a Miami

fox2263@lemmy.world · 3 months

Why was the manatee in a park and why was it wearing a bikini. Lastly, was it a licensed wrestling match or unsanctioned?

baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 months

wrestling licenses are a scam perpetuated by Big Wrestling! go out and wrestle someone today! nobody can stop you!

Otakulad@lemmy.world · 3 months

She just wanted her bikini back after the manatee stole it.

altphoto@lemmy.today · 3 months

Her hips don’t lie! That’s shakira! You guys arrested shakira while she was doing her wrestling routine!

You might have noticed she’s not blonde.

altphoto@lemmy.today · 3 months

Confirmed! You guys got shakira while she was having personal arguments with her favorite animal kingdom friend.

Just leave them alone. Its all about past manatee songs that never made it.

HeyJoe@sh.itjust.works · 3 months

Actor studying for Zootopia 3.

Sundray@lemmus.org · 3 months

Florida Man(atee).

Optional@lemmy.world · 3 months

*golf clap*

Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world · 3 months

Is that the new STD spreading out from Mar-a-lago?

Taleya@aussie.zone · 3 months

Manatees can’t wear bikinis, their nipples are in entirely the wrong place

Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 3 months

Not with that attitude.

PhoenixDog@lemmy.world · 3 months

You just cracked into an obviously under-represented market. You could make millions.

Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 months

One is left wandering what a manatee in a bikini was doing in a public park…