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Funny@sh.itjust.worksbyStamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com
2 months

Well that's a review

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    • 🦄🦄🦄@feddit.org
      2 months

      Gender affirming care for cis people seems to be accepted way more easily.

        • Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafeEnglish
          2 months

          Hahahahahaja

          No, no, this isn’t “accepted”, she has money.

            • CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social
              2 months

              I mean, it accepted in the sense that entire governments aren’t trying to forbid her from using public bathrooms over it.

                • brucethemoose@lemmy.world
                  2 months

                  That’s because she has money.

            • Mothra@mander.xyz
              2 months

              Ok I didn’t know this lady even existed, and I don’t know if I want to search what makes her renowned other than her surgery

                • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                  2 months

                  She’s a British TV “personality” and former WAG

                  So yeah, nowt flash

                    • sem@piefed.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                      2 months

                      Wag?

                      White ass girl?

                        • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                          2 months

                          Wives and Girlfriends - It just means women who date footballers

                      • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
                        2 months

                        just read the title, she put a squeaker in the vagina

                          • Lawnman23@piefed.socialEnglish
                            2 months

                            Does it make her vag go “whoo whoo!”?

                              • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
                                2 months

                                I want a vagina that plays the DuckTales theme song

                                  • Mac@mander.xyzEnglish
                                    2 months

                                    I want a vagina that plays the intro to Toto’s Africa when i spready my legs.

                                      • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
                                        2 months

                                        hopefully medical science figures it out. meanwhile, how hard would be to make wireless earbuds into piercings so your vagina can have music. Subwoofer buttplug recommended

                                          • agentshags@sh.itjust.works
                                            2 months

                                            Drop the bass

                                      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
                                        2 months

                                        at 6 in the morning

                                    • glimse@lemmy.world
                                      2 months

                                      Elizabeth Jane Cundy (née Miller; born 2 May 1968) is an English socialite, TV personality and former wife of footballer Jason Cundy.

                                    • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.mlEnglish
                                      2 months

                                      Dick guillotine

                                        • Warl0k3@lemmy.world
                                          2 months

                                          Attorney at cock law.

                                            • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.mlEnglish
                                              2 months

                                              Cock law in this country isn’t based on reason

                                              • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
                                                2 months

                                                Needs a subsidiary/another spinoff

                                                Also … wiki/Low_Cocklaw … ?

                                            • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
                                              2 months

                                              And they say journalism is dead

                                              • Lodespawn@aussie.zoneEnglish
                                                2 months

                                                Well good for her, this is much better than those news articles where it’s just “Rhianna wears a dress”

                                                  • Apytele@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                    2 months

                                                    right like at least she put in the actual conscious effort to say something shocking

                                                      • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.mlEnglish
                                                        2 months

                                                        Hey, I can see her being genuinely happy about this and wanting to share with everyone. If I did something that made sex 10x better I’d probably be excited about it too.

                                                    • doopen@lemmy.world
                                                      2 months

                                                      I didn’t know you could actually reupholster a pussy

                                                      • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
                                                        2 months

                                                          • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
                                                            2 months

                                                            I don’t remember ordering this vagina with sausage!

                                                              • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
                                                                2 months

                                                            • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                              2 months

                                                              “you could sharpen a pencil with this bad boy”

                                                              • Codpiece@feddit.uk
                                                                2 months

                                                                Are you sure it just doesn’t need oiling?

                                                                  • blarghly@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                    2 months

                                                                    This is actually a common misconception - you shouldn’t use oil to lubricate, but instead, a dry silicone-based lubricant

                                                                      • Codpiece@feddit.uk
                                                                        2 months

                                                                        Ok I’ll try that in my car.

                                                                          • blarghly@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                            2 months

                                                                            Not your car. Just your pussy

                                                                              • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
                                                                                2 months

                                                                                shit we accidentally grabbed powerbond

                                                                                • Codpiece@feddit.uk
                                                                                  2 months

                                                                                  My cat is now furious. But he has stopped squeaking.

                                                                          • edgemaster72@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                            2 months

                                                                            So what’d she do with the old one? Asking for a friend.

                                                                            • Omnipitaph@reddthat.com
                                                                              2 months

                                                                              That doesn’t make any sense. Tightness comes from the strength of the muscles. Anyone can do kegels, why the fuck did she get surgery? Did she just make it harder to get in? I have so many questions, and I do NOT want a SINGLE answer.

                                                                                • eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                                                                  2 months

                                                                                  Yeah I dated a girl once and knew she was getting close because she would stop being able to focus and the feel would change completely.

                                                                                  It was hot as fuck, felt like she was actually melting.

                                                                                • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
                                                                                  2 months

                                                                                  • TheKracken@lemmy.world
                                                                                    2 months

                                                                                    • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
                                                                                      2 months

                                                                                      That face still needs work tho.

                                                                                        • Lux (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                                                                          2 months

                                                                                          That’s not very nice

                                                                                            • n7gifmdn@lemmy.caEnglish
                                                                                              2 months

                                                                                              Either is her face .

                                                                                          • tio_bira@lemmy.world
                                                                                            2 months

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