Rude.

Ugh. Five years? And then he ruined my life twice.

I have an excel sheet with tasks and a random number generator.

I also have to try a new food every time I’m at the grocery store

…. You okay bro? No one is asking “what do you being to the table.”

Yes, there are basic qualifications people are looking for: hygiene, dependability, a job, minimal debt, personality, just be a good person.

These should come standard.