- 1 year
This beautiful series of images and the corresponding text from old reddit. Folks, I present kinder surprise sorry. Old reddit was a fun place sometimes.
- neon_nova@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish1 year
This was like 15 years ago, but there was a video by Videogamedunky on YouTube where he prank called places.
I was laughing so hard in my bed at night that I was genuinely wondering if I’d gone crazy.
Not sure why I found it so funny at the time. Maybe I was a bit tired too.
I think about him saying don’t tell my wife about the chicken wings at least once a week lol
- ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.comEnglish1 year
My partner is overly anxious about our child safety often worrying about things to an unhealthy extent. When sitting the infant up their head moved “too quickly” making my partner worry. After having to say multiple times the child is obviously fine, the child stood up and starts slamming their head into the bed, thinking it’s a game. They’d stand up and jump backwards onto the soft bed. Then sit up and slam their head forward. Just fun rough play at this age. I belly laughed harder than I have in a least two years.
After frequently “getting in trouble” over minor things like this, it just made me lose it that my child did the exact action my partner worried so much about but 30x more forceful because they thought it was funny. Hahaha! Infants are actually hilarious and make the first year of pain worth it.
Just now I hugged my child and said say daddy 叫爸爸 they then build up such a forceful “baba” that it takes them 10 seconds before they release their lips like a sneeze that makes you freeze.
Yesterday they also got upset to the point of crying that I wouldn’t let them have their infant scissors but they finally got to them when I wasn’t looking. Then when I caught them, instead of crying again they played it off smoothly by acting like they picked them up to give them to me lol
- 1 year
The “none pizza, left beef” story got me pretty good when it origionally posted.
1 yearPretty much that entire blog was golden. Real shame it’s gone. I used to re-read pretty much everything once a year
- 1 year
Maybe someone will enjoy this as much as I did but this news story about a bear sighting… But I don’t want to say why. I want the nonsense to wash over you as it did me the first time I saw it.
I have another too, this tiny frog, fiercely squeaking it’s battle cry with all all it’s might. It never fails to remind me of how Nibbler on Futurama looked cute but was actually a powerful race of creatures.
- 1 year
I was crying while reading through that one reddit post about a particular song he uses for rhythm during sex.
Looks like it got removed because the mods are unfun chodes.
May the laughs and memories last forever XD
- 1 year
The comments on the clip from Workaholics are all hilarious, and reference that reddit post quite a bit lol.
- 1 year
That’s some weird bastardized/hacked Pavlovian response. But hey, musics on, time for sex.
- 1 year
The song and the post are funny, but the thread full of redditors taking it seriously is a bit depressing.
- 1 year
It’s clearly a shit post, but an absolutely amazing one. The roasts/comments are still funny though.
- 1 year
Austin Powers 2 when he fights mini me. I couldn’t breathe it was so dumb and funny.
That was great, the end killed me.
I like this one too https://youtu.be/WtPQ2pxMHEU
And the Ordinary Sausage vid https://youtu.be/mammeRN_0n8
I will never understand why people want to eat this godforsaken fish
It’s so weird seeing the reaction they’re having to this noxious…erm…“dish.”
Weird because I guess I’ve been blessed enough to have very few memories of smelling something so bad it made me actually want to vomit. Like it’s hard to relate to and yet terrifying imagining how bad it must be.
- 1 year
If anything, it makes me more curious about how it smells and tastes. I can’t help it, haha XD
- 1 year
I watched a low budget movie on prime called Alien Invasion. There’s a short scene of the main character driving by some homeless guy and he grunted to her when she asked him a question and she got scared and drove away. Funniest scene I ever saw due to how stupid it was.
- 1 year
For some reason I find glitching physics in games to be hilarious. This clip from AC4 had me wheezing.
“Ah, Moses but a pirate.” Is not something I was planning on thinking today LOL
- 1 year
The book of Mormon.
I’m gonna say if anyone has an inkling they want to see it, DO IT. It’s insanely funny. Scroll past my comment and don’t spoil it for yourself.
For those of you who don’t plan to see it, it’s about Mormon missionaries that end up in Uganda. The beginning is very tame, and then they whip out this number. I felt like I might die due to lack of air from laughing so hard.
- junkthief@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish1 year
Oh interesting, that audio is from a totally different video
- Libra00@lemmy.mlEnglish1 year
Huh, I had no idea. Totally works for the other video tho, cause that shit cracked me up.
When I saw someone comment something like “That is an aggressively country child.” I laughed so hard lol
We reference this all the time now. It’s a permanent memory artifact. XD
- Libra00@lemmy.mlEnglish1 year
LOL, indeed. I grew up in Oklahoma so I recognize that twang. :P I worked for years to get rid of my southern accent.
Haha I have folks there! Lived there for a bit too! Between Okie and Cali, I think now I subconsciously adjust my twang to adapt to my surroundings. 😂
- Libra00@lemmy.mlEnglish1 year
Heh, I do to a little bit, but starting in high school I was just actively correcting my twang hard until I just had like a generic American accent. Somehow from that effort I’ve picked up localisms from all over the US (I have moved a lot, but that was years later), like I use ‘soda’ instead of ‘coke’. Nowadays you’d never be able to tell unless I was drunk as shit, which I don’t do more than once every few years at best, cause even without the accent I don’t talk like an Okie anymore.
