• Asafum@feddit.nl
    11 months

    Captain planet.

    Maybe we’d finally actually do something about climate change and for an extra special bonus we get to see him kick the shit out of the likes of the Koch’s and whatever demon spawn runs Nestle.

    Side note: mufasa is my namesake! I’m just so super creative and ran it backwards lol

      • Asafum@feddit.nl
        11 months

        His realm is only the places the sun doesn’t touch!

        • HiddenLayer555@lemmy.mlEnglish
          11 months

          He’s also never looked in a mirror before.

          Some may say that’s because he’s a wild animal in the Savannah, but I still find that suspicious

        • propter_hog [any, any]@hexbear.netEnglish
          11 months

          That would be a weird empire, though, right? Like your borders change minute-by-minute, right now you rule over Thailand but later tonight you rule over Rwanda.

          I mean, I understand what they meant in the movie, but the logistics are weird.

          • Asafum@feddit.nl
            11 months

            Vampire Mufasa only cares about blood anyway so it works to his benefit to have moving borders lol

    • JackbyDev@programming.devEnglish
      11 months

      How would this work? What if some of the planeteers rebelled and refused to summon him?

      • Asafum@feddit.nl
        11 months

        He is summoned after the election results by force of law and then he isn’t allowed to disappear until his term is up.

        Not summoning a duly elected captain planet is punishable by no less than 6 years arguing against fox news propagandists and a fine of 3,600 dark chocolate bars paid to me personally. The impact of cocoa production on the environment would be an extra screw turn, forcing their hand.

    • lattrommi@lemmy.mlEnglish
      11 months

      RE: namesake creativity. Hey, at least you spelled it backwards correctly!

  • Zombiepirate@lemmy.worldEnglish
    11 months

    Hermes Conrad. He’s got a level head and knows his way around a bureaucracy.

  • HiddenLayer555@lemmy.mlEnglish
    11 months

    Winnie the Pooh for the irony

    You know, cause they keep calling some other head of State that

  • Red@lemm.ee
    11 months

    King Julien. No one comes close.

  • Bizzle@lemmy.worldEnglish
    11 months

    Keith David’s president from Rick and Morty, because of the soothing baritone.

  • cattywampas@lemm.eeEnglish
    11 months

    I’m going to cheat a little and say Captain Kirk from Star Trek TAS

    • grue@lemmy.world
      11 months

      Janeway from Prodigy. Or maybe somebody from Lower Decks, but I can’t decide which.

      • mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
        11 months

        Out of the big three captains, Janeway would likely make the most capable president. Kirk would constantly be trying to fist fight politicians, Picard would quickly be bored with the day-to-day and would vanish to go work on an archeological site somewhere.

        Sisko would throw Mitch McConnell off the roof of the White House, then fall off of it himself.

    • Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org
      11 months

      He is from Iowa. But Spock would be a good Secretary of State (McCoy should be vice president to get the Southern vote).

    • Alaik@lemmy.zip
      11 months

      Brother she would be perfectly happy with Trump as president as long as that bitch Trudy Beekman lost all of her savings first.

      If anyone from the archer cast is president im going Lana > Cyril > Pam > Krieger (The last would ensure our destruction, but we would certainly go out in a memorable way).

      Both of the archers are right up there with Cheryl/Carol/Charlene for piss poor candidacy.

        • Alaik@lemmy.zip
          11 months

          Eh… idk man. Barry was redeemable at the end and barring a few cases, was surprisingly competent. Pretty sure we got spray tan Cheryl. (Nepo baby, you’re never sure if theyre on drugs or just severely mentally deficient, and definitely unironically uses the phrase, “the poors”)

      • lolcatnip@reddthat.comEnglish
        11 months

        They have the same vibe, but Lucille is kind of a buffoon, whereas Mallory gets shit done.

        • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
          11 months

          They’re literally the same character, other than the fact that Lucille has to be more manipulative than Mallory. Mallory gets shit done directly because she is directly in charge. Lucille manipulates everyone around her, and gets shit done indirectly. It isn’t as efficient, but it’s the only path she has.

  • haui@lemmy.giftedmc.com
    11 months

    Nice try big politics! You wont get my opinion!

    Joking, I’d vote for the roadrunner.

    • Sunschein@lemmy.world
      11 months

      I’m voting for coyote. His approval rating is catching up to roadrunners, I’m sure of it.