Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago[Jenny Gorelick] Co-Starslemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square157fedilinkarrow-up1745arrow-down147
arrow-up1698arrow-down1image[Jenny Gorelick] Co-Starslemmy.dbzer0.comStamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agomessage-square157fedilink
minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down4·edit-21 day agoSex is not a team sport for most people. Just sayin’.
minus-squareBassman27@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 day agoSo your partner is the opposition in a 1 on 1 scenario?
minus-squarenondescripthandle@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·edit-21 day agoFuck yeah and I break their ankles and dunk on them every time
minus-squareJerkface@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 day agoIt’s only ranked competitive sex for me. You casuals wouldn’t understand.
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down4·1 day agoMost of the women I’ve met treat sex like golf, where a man is the golfer and a woman is the course. Her job is to hold perfectly still while he does all the trying.
minus-squareAnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down2·1 day agoIt certainly should be. Anyone who thinks of sex as not a team sport is just setting themselves up for mediocre experiences
minus-squareCodingCarpenter@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 day agoNo way I love being hypercompetitive. It’s the one time I do better than my wife. I’m like oh you gave me one orgasm? That’s cute enjoy your five
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Sex is not a team sport for most people. Just sayin’.
So your partner is the opposition in a 1 on 1 scenario?
Fuck yeah and I break their ankles and dunk on them every time
It’s only ranked competitive sex for me. You casuals wouldn’t understand.
Most of the women I’ve met treat sex like golf, where a man is the golfer and a woman is the course. Her job is to hold perfectly still while he does all the trying.
It certainly should be. Anyone who thinks of sex as not a team sport is just setting themselves up for mediocre experiences
No way I love being hypercompetitive. It’s the one time I do better than my wife. I’m like oh you gave me one orgasm? That’s cute enjoy your five