6 months
I’m currently funded by IKEA and looking to get a raise; my LinkedIn antifa group says it’d help if I had a competitive offer.
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- 6 months
I’m sponsored by Big Gay to promote liking cocks. They have a good health plan which includes free prostate exams. The PTO is a bit underwhelming tho; they really expect you to push cockliking 24/7, 365. It’s hard
6 monthsIt’s hard
Sounds like you’re doing a good job though. They’re lucky to have a hard representative like you.
- KittenBiscuits@lemmy.todayEnglish6 months
Wait, you all get paid?!
My recruiter told me this was entirely a volunteer position.
The sorosbucks seem to be drying up lately. All these abortions aren’t going to pay for themselves, I might have to go paint a few crosswalks with rainbows to make up the difference
Ben & Jerries. I’m not a real believer though, I’m only in it for the compensation in product. Tubs and tubs of ice cream.
- 6 months
Currently trying to get funded by the shadow furry communist catgirl government
- 5 months
ask your local cybersecurity zoomer they will probably be able to link you up
- 6 months
I work in the warehouse for Antifa Co. Hillary Clinton and Obama sign my checks!
- 6 months
I’m paid by
to post inflammatory shit to make leftists look bad, but everyone here loves what I have to say- 5 months
I read your username with Cock in it several times before I realized it says cop.
- 5 months
I normally don’t like AI stuff but this guy uses AI tools to make fun videos and you might like his Democratic Penguin’s Republic series: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ8qGOe2K0o
- 5 months
Go to your local penguin communist party in antarctica and ask them about the human communism encouragement program.
- 5 months
I’m being funded by penguins. I don’t know why, I don’t even like mackerel that much but these fuckers swam from Antarctica, up the Mississippi, up a few tributaries, to deliver more fish than I know what to do with. So I can’t tell them to fuck off and that I already am on their side. That’d just be mean. So anyways, anybody want some fish?
- 5 months
Currently I get my salary indirectly from the International Practical Chemtrail Cabal (IPCC), with the social media PR side more as a side hustle.
The USSR shadow government. The collapse of the USSR was a false flag and the real USSR has been in charge behind the scenes the whole time.
I’m currently crowd funded, but I’ve been thinking about seeing if Blue Cross Blue Shield wants to fund me
I’m actually funding the shadowy leftwing cabal unfortunately. Would be nice if it went the other way but alas
