First thing I do when I get a smart appliance is scan it with nmap. This has revealed some interesting Easter eggs, like my Davis instruments air quality sensors having a local REST API.
Doing the usual scan against my GE washer and dryer shows that port 53 is listening. What could that be for? Is there a way I can at least query their status locally or something?
When I got the washer and dryer I was excited about the smart home features because getting an alert when my laundry is done or starting the washer remotely so the clothes are done when I get home are genuinely useful features. However, last time I checked the app none of that was available, so I just have these Trojan horses in my home spying on me with no benefit in exchange. Their app wanted my freaking mailing address when I signed up for their mandatory account, so the features mentioned above are the least they could offer in exchange for my digital soul. But I digress.
My fridge is in a similar situation. It commits the additional cardinal sin of ONLY being controllable via the app, with no on-board temp or filter status indicators whatsoever.
Or the old fashion way, don’t BUY them.
Seriously. The dryer needs a mandatory account?
That’d be a No.
The trouble is, you don’t know how bad the shit is until after you get it home, unless you do a large amount of research beforehand.
Frankly, at this point I think the better tactic is to buy the smart appliances and then return them as “not fit for purpose,” even though that takes even more effort, because it punishes the manufacturer in a way that merely not buying the thing in the first place does not.
i dunno if imma spend hundreds of dollars on something I’m gonna do research
Read the device manuals online. It usually tells you what you need to know
They are doing their absolute best to make that impossible too.
With Bosch, who is normally a very good appliance manufacturer, you have to register your product with them to even be able to download the stripped down user manual.
is checking the thing’s fucking spec sheet intensive research? do you get AI summaries of your own shopping list?
Show me where the spec sheet for a typical smart appliance tells me if it has a good integration with Home Assistant, whether I can flash it with ESPHome, etc.
Usually spec sheets only talk about a bunch of proprietary bullshit I don’t give a fuck about (or actively don’t want).
People who use and develop integrations for Home Assistant.
Are those on the manufacturer’s spec sheet? 'Cause that’s what the comment I was replying to was talking about.
No, they often aren’t. Any that are, are not going to be permanent, either (see what Chamberlain did with their garage openers).
My personal take: unless it can function as a “smart” device without a constant connection to the internet, a company-provided HA integration is kinda useless.
You can find out about home assistant support on the home assistant webpages.
In other words, you’re proving my point that you have to do research to find that stuff out.
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It doesn’t take much effort to take an appliance model number and Google it to see the features list. People are just stupid and don’t bother to spend even 5 minutes researching their large purchases.
The information on whether it runs its own DNS isn’t on the “features list.” Or information about what microcontroller it’s running and whether it’s possible to flash with third-party firmware. Hell, even information on compatibility with Home Assistant itself usually isn’t on it! Features lists never include the sorts of information people like us care about in a smart appliance.
@echo @grue Features list rarely include much of the important information. Trying to find the information I sought on recent appliance purchases was difficult at best. PDFs of manuals didnt have the information. Information that used to be readily available, is no longer.
i have to wonder if people even research the things they buy or if they just walk into the store with 2000€ and say “give me a washing machine”, and never see the machine until the crew comes home to install it.
It’s an expensive piece of machinery that is going to be a core part of your home for like 10 years, check the manual and online reviews to make sure it doesn’t have a major flaw you’d be unhappy with, please.
Yea, I don’t understand sales either. I drive into the BIG city and pass a new car lot that has a sign on the sidewalk that says “Ford truck month”.
I want to know WHO is driving down the street and SEES that sign then thinks to themselves “OH, I forgot to buy a truck this month”?
The sign was there for half a year.
Those messages are not aimed at everyone passing by. They are aimed at people already considering buying a truck and hope to influence their decision.
Yes, I want to know WHO this WORKS on when an OLD sign on the sidewalk can influence the second largest purchase you’ll make this decade.
Last month the rapture, and this month I have to buy a truck? When does it end?!
Well, he’s now on BOTH sides of a coin.
I’m gonna have to print all new BINGO cards…AGAIN!