Life is hard

burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 months

Oh god, just looking at that hurts my soul.

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 6 months

I know right? They’ve probably got booklice on those wings now.

Junkers_Klunker@feddit.dk · 6 months

Just adds to the flavour.

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 6 months

I’ve worked tech support. I know exactly what this guy’s keyboard looks and feels like.

Supervisor194@lemmy.world · 6 months

Oh man I did not need to know that.

MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world · 6 months

I had a friend in elementary school who would eat cheetos while playing Nintendo. And not the smart way with chopsticks neither.

Ever since, I’m anal about keeping my controllers clean. So gross

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 6 months

Dumping the bag directly into your mouth is way better than any chopstick nonsense.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 6 months

I’ve got just the inventions for you:

fork & knife chopsticks

btw: rather @shitpost, no?

JayFonduh@lemmy.org · 6 months

🙏🙏🙏

SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works · 6 months

RIP innocent book, your sacrifice helped someone make a meme

InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works · 6 months

Rare post where I wish it was AI instead

njm1314@lemmy.world · 6 months

Deeply offended by this.

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 6 months

Gotta stop cheaping out with this paper if you would buy stone tablet’s you can just take a hose to them afterwards.

JayFonduh@lemmy.org · 6 months

I will lend you my Torah but you must not misinterpret it.

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 6 months

Is this an act of love🥰?

JayFonduh@lemmy.org · 6 months

Brother please steer your intentions in any other direction. I meant for the intent to not have been from my heart personally but from the Torah to have truly intentionally steered you in a “straight” direction.

Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 6 months

I’m not even a book person and this killed me a little. I am a wing person though. Why would you waste the sauce?

JayFonduh@lemmy.org · 6 months

Of course not a book person would never implicate wasting sauce.

Gerudo@lemmy.zip · 6 months

How did he take the picture?

We need proof.

HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 6 months

Douchey Meta glasses, maybe?

Eryn6844@piefed.blahaj.zone · 6 months

really. you just eat your wings and then you wash your hands. and then your wash your hands and then you wash your hands before you touch your book!

WagnasT@lemmy.world · 6 months

Calm down y’all, it’s a library book.

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 6 months

MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world · 6 months

MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world · 6 months

Eat with one hand, book with other

AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world · 6 months

You’ve changed my worldview.

Sciaphobia@sh.itjust.works · 6 months

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

nil@piefed.ca · 6 months

how dare you

OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 6 months

Just have someone feed you while you read. Problem solved

BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works · 6 months

I get the joke, wings are eaten by hand. But as someone who does eat alone at resturants, with a book, can I just say utensils exist.

Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 6 months

Do you cut each piece off like a surgeon or stab it with a fork to make a skewer and eat as much as you can before it falls off?

BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works · 6 months

Me, Im a stabber. But there is no one right way.