• lmao I used to buy cheap lawn decorations at the thrift store and place them in my grandparents’ lawn. I got several dozen items in before they caught me lol

    • That could happen at my house. My wife likes to collect various ornamental crap but also has immense object blindness. And I would assume it’s just more of her stuff and leave it

      • This triggered a memory of my father for me, the man was always asking if I noticed this or that , the answer was almost unequivocally no nearly every time. For one I don’t tend to notice things unless they are virtually impossible to ignore, and second off many of these things were in rooms that I never had any reason to visit. Have you seen what I’ve done in the Attic he would say, no you moron i had to bite my tongue to avoid saying.

  • I would have gone with the long con. Keep adding a few slices to his loaf every day or two. Make him wonder why he has perpetual bread over the course of a few weeks.

  • 3 months

    You know what they say: all toasters toast toast!

  • Fake: anon touched the toaster

    Gay: anon violated his brother