Funny story, I have an intense crush on a girl at my gym specifically because she wore a gourmet perfume that smelled like fresh baked cookies on a day that I was forced to skip breakfast. The only thing I could think of for hours was eating her out 🤷
This has been your weekend edition of “Too Much Information” with your host, a weirdo.
Got to say, I’m intrigued by the concept of a cookie perfume, and someone choosing to wear it to the gym of all places! Hopefully provided some motivation to you at least.
There’s a category of perfume called ‘gourmand’ which is used to describe scents that smell like foods. Think baked goods and distinct ingredients like fruits and spices. They’re not extremely popular but they are getting increasingly so with the younger crowd nowadays.
It did not motivate me at all though, but in fact made my workout very difficult and unproductive. It’s not easy to lift heavy things when you also need worry about being visibly aroused.
Seems kinda weird, and potentially a lot of people will find themselves in a similar position to you, and get weirdly turned on when they smell something baking.
My sympathies for your gym session, not sure what the answer would be in that situation!
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That was terrible yet somehow I’m still cackling.
… make it cookiebutter and I’m in tho. That’d salve a whole bunch of my existential stress.
Stop. It’s too close to lunch for me to be mixing up hungry and horny in my brain right now. You’re going to give me a new fetish.
Found yourself feeling a bit horngry? Usually resolves if you eat something, in whichever sense of the word you like.
Funny story, I have an intense crush on a girl at my gym specifically because she wore a gourmet perfume that smelled like fresh baked cookies on a day that I was forced to skip breakfast. The only thing I could think of for hours was eating her out 🤷
This has been your weekend edition of “Too Much Information” with your host, a weirdo.
Got to say, I’m intrigued by the concept of a cookie perfume, and someone choosing to wear it to the gym of all places! Hopefully provided some motivation to you at least.
There’s a category of perfume called ‘gourmand’ which is used to describe scents that smell like foods. Think baked goods and distinct ingredients like fruits and spices. They’re not extremely popular but they are getting increasingly so with the younger crowd nowadays.
It did not motivate me at all though, but in fact made my workout very difficult and unproductive. It’s not easy to lift heavy things when you also need worry about being visibly aroused.
Seems kinda weird, and potentially a lot of people will find themselves in a similar position to you, and get weirdly turned on when they smell something baking.
My sympathies for your gym session, not sure what the answer would be in that situation!