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I las already jerking off when I noticed the masterpiece of a caption. No more jerk. Only honor. 🫡
here in awe that these lips look just as good with obscure references as they do in ropes
🤩 🤩 🤩
Defeat rightwing discourse with delicious inner labia smiling at you!
pussy goes :p
Ahem.
Lips that quip.
I like how your asshole goes :o
Are you looking for forty-five second of fun and two hours of crying?
That highly depends on which one of us is doing the crying.
Oh we’ll both be crying.
I mean… wouldn’t be the first time…
Great pussy by the way it looks exactly like my late sister’s.
Oh come on, she wouldn’t be late if you jerks hadn’t cremated her watch.
Goddamn that’s a good comeback to that, christ.
You would be amazed at the number of dead-sister jokes I have.
Bread, Warlocks, aesthetic looking pussies, PURPLE?! Today is shaping up to be a very interesting day so far!
❤️
I was gonna make a “bred and circuses” joke but that felt just a little too… bleak.
When things get bleak you take the good things where you can get 'em. In this case, if you’ve got the bread I’ve got the butter 😎
…okay I admit that one felt weird.
That was terrible yet somehow I’m still cackling.
… make it cookiebutter and I’m in tho. That’d salve a whole bunch of my existential stress.
Stop. It’s too close to lunch for me to be mixing up hungry and horny in my brain right now. You’re going to give me a new fetish.
Found yourself feeling a bit horngry? Usually resolves if you eat something, in whichever sense of the word you like.
Funny story, I have an intense crush on a girl at my gym specifically because she wore a gourmet perfume that smelled like fresh baked cookies on a day that I was forced to skip breakfast. The only thing I could think of for hours was eating her out 🤷
This has been your weekend edition of “Too Much Information” with your host, a weirdo.
Got to say, I’m intrigued by the concept of a cookie perfume, and someone choosing to wear it to the gym of all places! Hopefully provided some motivation to you at least.
Bred-tube? I don’t get it.
Nice picture though, sort of cold and hot at the same time.
There is a section of YouTube that is called ‘bread tube’. Sometimes characterized by the blue and red lighting seen here. However, OP was clever, and used the homonym ‘bred’ s in breeding, to post their pussy in the same lighting.
And then crushed all of us in the comments section with the best comment ever. Lmao :p
Oh thank fuck I was worried nobody would get it 💜
'lil spread to say thank you
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Spread-tube?
Ooo, not bad!
Not bad yourself :p
I think the technically more specific phrase to use here is ‘Bisexual Lighting’, which more specifically refers to scenes lit with a blue/purple and red/pink light, from roughly opposing angles.
Bread Tube is fairly notorious for significant use of ‘Bisexual Lighting’, blame Contrapoints, I think she either started or greatly popularized it first.
https://www.thepinknews.com/2024/02/05/what-is-bisexual-lighting/
Evidently the term predates the term Bread Tube, I think?
Anyway… … now that I uh… ahem, examine this scene more carefully…
Are you actually using two different colored lights/lamps?
Or… a single, UV light/lamp?
I could be mistaken, but the way that light works on uh… exposed skin… reminds me of UV.
Aaah, okay. Thanks for the explanation!
it start calling me, inviting me
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