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Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldbyFriendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
3 months

Pigs are just 4 legged humans that are shorter. Since most of their organs are similar to ours. Heck! Human meat tastes like pork

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Pigs are just 4 legged humans that are dumber. Since most of their organs are similar to ours. Heck! Human meat tastes like pork

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    • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldEnglish
      3 months

      Not … so much. Shorter muscles like pecs are more pork-like, but the longer muscles like hamstrings are more chicken-like. Paradoxically, more cooking time is needed for the shorter muscles, otherwise they end up dry, even though they have more fat.

      Uh … apparently.

        • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.caEnglish
          3 months

          How does one gain this knowledge?

            • 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.world
              3 months

              Much like walking, you just have to take it one foot at a time

                • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.caEnglish
                  3 months

                  Lol!

                  Sorry, I expressed myself poorly. I was asking for recipies.

                • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldEnglish
                  3 months

                  Same way I did; make it up.

                • Engywook@lemmy.zip
                  3 months

                  Thanks, Hannibal.

                  • Friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyzEnglish
                    3 months

                    Oh ok thank you sir!

                    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.worldEnglish
                      3 months

                      Right, but what about the pigs?

                        • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldEnglish
                          3 months

                          Same difference.

                      • teft@piefed.socialEnglish
                        3 months

                        • Deebster@infosec.pub
                          3 months

                          They also use pig carcasses for ballistic tests as they’re all similar.

                          Also, once the pigs take over the farm they start walking on two legs.

                            • Friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyzEnglish
                              3 months

                              That reference sniff its just so great

                            • FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
                              3 months

                              Why do you know what human meat tastes like?

                                • db2@lemmy.world
                                  3 months

                                  Human meat is literally called “long pig”.

                                    • twelvety@fedia.io
                                      3 months

                                      Yes. The term came from the Polynesian languages into English via Missionaries. The island people would war with their enemies and the winner got to eat the loser, calling them long pigs.

                                    • Friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyzEnglish
                                      3 months

                                      From my other comment: ‘Jeremy Wade talked about how he asked some former cannibals what human meat tasted like’

                                    • Solumbran@lemmy.world
                                      3 months

                                      Dumber?

                                      Have you not seen the state of humanity?

                                        • Friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyzEnglish
                                          3 months

                                          Ehhhhhh fair enough

                                        • YappyMonotheist@lemmy.world
                                          3 months

                                          Friend, have you had human meat or is this just common knowledge?

                                            • Friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyzEnglish
                                              3 months

                                              Jeremy Wade talked about how he asked some former cannibals what human meat tasted like

                                                • YappyMonotheist@lemmy.world
                                                  3 months

                                                  Honestly, as some form of rite that replaces burial/cremation, as disgusting as I might find it, I could morally tolerate it. 🤷

                                              • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                3 months

                                                Pff I’d love to see a pig try to destroy its own environment for profit

                                                • hanrahan@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                  3 months

                                                  Heck! Human meat tastes like pork

                                                  If the TV show Whitechapel taught me anything , it’s that human meat does NOT taste like pork.

                                                  • Engywook@lemmy.zip
                                                    3 months

                                                    Pigs are just 4 legged humans that are dumber.

                                                    Many humans are way dumber than the dumbest pig. You have many specimens here and on other social networks.

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