With the statute of limitations long expired, it's time for one of you to finally come clean about stealing the cookie from the cookie jar.

Who, me?

Before I say anything, what kind of cookie are we talking about?

Actually much like murder, there is not statute of limitations for that.

I tried, but my grandfather liked to sit in the living room recliner and doze instead of sleeping. He was such a light sleeper that he heard the faintest clink of me lifting the lid from the jar, and I was busted before I could even get a cookie.

Nice try, Javert.

I thought that said “cocaine” on my first read.

Pretty sure it was glome. That’s what I heard.