Stefan_S_from_H@piefed.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoWhoever invented the 12-hour clock never doubted that people will always know if it's day or nightmessage-squaremessage-square110fedilinkarrow-up1256arrow-down18
arrow-up1248arrow-down1message-squareWhoever invented the 12-hour clock never doubted that people will always know if it's day or nightStefan_S_from_H@piefed.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square110fedilink
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down2·2 days agoI present to you, illuminated clocks! crowd gasps MY UNIVERSE IS COLLAPSING the crowd starts screaming and lighting things on fire
minus-squareTuuktuuk@piefed.europe.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days ago…and then they noticed: “Damn, we could have lit everything on fire and seen our clocks in the night time millenia ago!”
minus-squareGathorall@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoYour sundial still isn’t showing time.
minus-squareTuuktuuk@piefed.europe.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoDepends on what you mean with “showing time”. They won’t be showing the correct time, that’s true. But.
minus-squareTrailblazing Braille Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoIt’s showing a time
minus-squaremoody@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoThe lights go out, and I can’t be saved Tides that I tried to swim against
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·2 days agoHow are the illuminated clocks able to comprehend your presentation?
I present to you, illuminated clocks!
crowd gasps MY UNIVERSE IS COLLAPSING the crowd starts screaming and lighting things on fire
…and then they noticed: “Damn, we could have lit everything on fire and seen our clocks in the night time millenia ago!”
Galaxy brain time
Your sundial still isn’t showing time.
Depends on what you mean with “showing time”. They won’t be showing the correct time, that’s true. But.
It’s showing a time
Clocks, not sundials
The lights go out, and I can’t be saved
Tides that I tried to swim against
How are the illuminated clocks able to comprehend your presentation?
Magic ✨