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- 3 months
Why do men sleep this way? I watch people sleep professionally and it’s definitely a thing. It doesn’t even appear to be sexual for the most part dudes just like…? instinctively…? sleep cupping their weens with one or both hands…? I would be fascinated to hear some AMAB perspectives on this.
3 monthsNo one has the energy to invent new ones first thing in the morning.
Does “fuck you” count if you say it before breakfast? I think it does.
- 3 months
Yeah.
Nighty night. Sleep Well. Sweet dreams.
Actually now I’m blanking
- 3 months
Mornin’! … mrnn… Slept well? Breakfast’s ready! Hope you have a nice day! Cooooofffffeeeeeeee… 🧟♀️
- 3 months
There’s a Native American phrase that is a morning greeting, but it means “you survived the night”
“YOU ARE LATE FOR SCHOOL, YOU SHITHEAD! GET THE FUCK OUT OF BED NOW!”
- 3 months
“The suns awake so Im awake!” Is the most unhinged one ive experenced.
Carpe Diam
Otherwise most good mornings have the assumption that you will see them for the rest of day unlike sleep
