LEAVE IT ALONE! FIGHT ME INSTEAD!
Goes prone
choke me mommy
In the criminal justice system, harassment of marine mammals is considered a Florida-tier offense. In Miami-Dade, the detectives who investigate these bizarre aquatic crimes are members of an elite squad known as the Meth-Adjacent Intervention Unit. These are their stories.
You mean the Meth-Induced Abnormal Mannerism Investigators?
Dun-dun.
She just wanted her bikini back after the manatee stole it.
The other perpetrator:
I can fix her
There is nothing to fix. But she could fix me.
I can’t, but I totally would date her just to wrestle with her. As a bonus, I am as fat as a manatee.
What’s the crime?
Fighting an endangered animal? Swimming in probably boat lanes.
Come on guys.
I see you know your judo well!
I’ve never even seen a manatee in a bikini.
mermaids and their songs are confusing
Glad I’m not the only one with that thought.
Sounds sexy
Is she single? Asking for a friend.
Her name is Barbara.
I swear to god if this is AI…
This is AI slop
In Florida, is an extremely serious crime to even touch a manatee.
Destroy their entire ecosystem is a ok though :(
Is that like a holdover Jim Crow thing?
Florida Man(atee).
*golf clap*
Is that the new STD spreading out from Mar-a-lago?
Manatees are struggling with climate change along the florida coast line where waters in the summer have been measured to up to 100 degree F in the ocean. It has devastated manatee floral diet. And they are dying off from it.
Do not torment the gentle wildlife that you are killing off.
Her hips don’t lie! That’s shakira! You guys arrested shakira while she was doing her wrestling routine!
You might have noticed she’s not blonde.
Confirmed! You guys got shakira while she was having personal arguments with her favorite animal kingdom friend.
Just leave them alone. Its all about past manatee songs that never made it.
I feel there’s more to this story we’re missing here. …but damn, I’d wrestle her any day…
