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Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldbyhayyy@thelemmy.club
2 months

There's the army, so there should be the legy

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    • INeedMana@piefed.zipEnglish
      2 months

      You mean legion?

        • Chais@sh.itjust.works
          2 months

          That’s just a leg with a charge.

          • FackCurs@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
            2 months

            /thread

            • hayyy@thelemmy.club
              2 months

              No

            • PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz
              2 months

              c/dadjokes type ahh post

              (No hate, I loved this post, keep it in here :3)

                • Illogicalbit@lemmy.world
                  2 months

                  Everyone knows you should keep your armys in your sleevys.

                • Schwim Dandy@piefed.zipEnglish
                  2 months

                  What kind of monster would downvote a dadjoke?

                    • neidu3@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                      2 months

                      Ex wife, maybe?

                    • PrimeErective@startrek.website
                      2 months

                      Do you know where Napoleon keeps his armies?

                      spoiler

                      In his sleevies!

                      • chillpanzee@lemmy.mlEnglish
                        2 months

                        Not if you’re in the USA. We don’t have a right to Bare Legs.

                        • slothrop@lemmy.caEnglish
                          2 months

                          legit thought.

                          • unalivejoy@lemmy.zip
                            2 months

                            The NSA is the nosey.

                            • leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl
                              2 months

                              there’s booby, but it has a softer impact.

                              • gandhibobandhi@feddit.orgEnglish
                                2 months

                                Divisions in the army should be called fingerys.

                                  • Fleur_@aussie.zone
                                    2 months

                                    Fingantry

                                  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
                                    2 months

                                    Don’t forget the knee-vy.

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